10 Things Asian Girls Like To Do On Facebook

Guilty as charged...I've done pretty much most of these.

1. Take webcam pictures with maybe a couple of other girlfriends. Make sure faces are
right up against the camera, head tilted down slightly so that eyes appear bigger than they are. Don’t forget to throw up the peace sign or make a kissy face

2. Post status updates on how awesome their boyfriend is for buying them a gift or sending them flowers.

3. Post pictures of her and her friends doing multiple poses at the same venue. Photoshoot!!

4. On the same token, an Asian girl will most likely have an album with pictures of just her in it titled “simply me” or “just me”

5. Post pictures of food. Pictures are either ones that she cooked, ate at a fancy restaurant, or food from a popular food truck. She looks like she eats ALL THE TIME…but she’s skinny as hell!

6. Profess her love for a celebrity on face book. “OMFG, Bradley Cooper can speak French!! Drooooool”

7. Makes sure that her facebook persona is perfect. Perfect boyfriend, perfect job, perfect clothes, awesome friends, and makes sure to untag any incriminating and non-cute pictures of herself

8. Jumps on the wagon with her boyfriend's sports team and post status updates of how awesome or bad they are doing during a game. “ WTF EAGLES!! SMH” . Next year with a new boyfriend "WTF REDSKINS!! SMH"

9. Has a drunken status update accidentally left on facebook for an hour on a Saturday night. If you check the next day, she’s realized it doesn’t go with her perfect facebook persona and immediately deletes it.

10. “Likes” pages such as Gilt, Allure, and any other fashion related page.

10b. Proclaim on facebook that she's fat and that she needs to go on a diet. Then post pics of food...then checks in at the local gym..then posts more pics of food.

10c. Never a debbie downer. Something fun is always going on. "I found my favorite candy!". "Next vacay booked! Woohoo!" "Having an awesome hair day. That is all".

10d. Almost every Asian girl has a hater and will passively call out her hater via status update. SOmething like "haters can hate. I'm fab and you know it". "Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind".